For all you Unitarian Jihadis

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Jackhammer of Compassion.
Get yours.

So a guy walks into a UU church...

A visitor to a Unitarian Universalist church sat through the sermon with growing incredulity at the heretical ideas being spouted. After the sermon, a UU asked the visitor, "So how did you like it?"

"I can't believe half the things that minister said!" sputtered the visitor in outrage.

"Oh, good -- then you'll fit right in!"

What do you call an atheist with kids?

A Unitarian. 

Obama Garden

Even atheists need to believe in something. 

I believe I'll plant a garden. 

Obama Garden 

Banking Quote by Thomas Jefferson

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs." 

                       --Thomas Jefferson