Wednesday, March 26, 2008

How To Convert An Atheist

What would it take to make me believe?

A personal visitation from a Deity or some Deities, followed by a negative CAT scan for epilepsy, and the revisitation of that Deity despite the camel-sized doses of anti-psychotics that I would be taking for the hallucinations, followed by a significant change in my neurochemistry that can only be described as brain damage that would allow me to mistake the impossible for the merely implausible.

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